Home to our favourite misheard lyric this year: "And shag all night" (Roberta, editor). This is a tribute to a bimbo patrol going out for some binge drinking and casual sex - plus it's titular reference panders to the neighbour voting bloc.
What is more curious is why they chose a wood-sprite theme for the stage-show - when it was so clearly jarring with the song content. "Putting the nympho back into wood-nymph" (Mel, Editor)
place: 19th score: 40
douze: 12 to Moldova
Nico & Vlad Mirita
Luminita Anghel & Sistem
Highest: 3rd (2005)
The Romanian and Russian backscratching has been quite evident in recent years. The addition of Moldova adds to suss votes.